Nothing profound

This page looks blank and naked... and for all the world to see! For shame! Surely, I can do better than that. I mean I could at least handle the header photo, right?

Forgive the drabness (is that a word?), it's been a while since Blogger and I went our separate ways. A loooooong while. I'm not usually this boring, not in online print and aesthetics, at least :P My brain's just a little fuzzy. And squeaky. I blame the epidural. Not to worry, I've oiled it up a bit the past couple o days (thanks, Wordament for the brain exercise). I'm pretty sure the little lady who dabbled in Dreamweaver and Photoshop almost ten years ago is still in there. Locked up and rusting under all those cerebral cortex. It'll come out eventually.

So, my first post! First-ish, if you count the 'brown fox jumping over the lazy dog' bit. At least I didn't go the lorem ipsum route. I know bloggers open their blogs with something profound and deep. Something that triggered them to get up and start writing. Something that occurs so naturally in their every day lives. Something that'll always be something to write about.

I've none of that.

I could easily blame the epidural, but even with a well oiled brain, I doubt I could ever stick to a constant theme for writing. In fact, I'm sure I'll be talking nonsense with each post (Exhibit A: The past couple of paragraphs). I've never been known for being coherent. :P

This is simply something that would help keep the cogs of my brain turning. Slow and steady, easy does it, til it's good as new. Yay! Like riding a bike, ei? Whatever would make my brain tick, that's what you'll see here. Any. Random. Thing. And since I can't exactly know what that would be, I can only assure you of what this blog won't be-

1. It's not a self help blog. I mean c'mon! I wouldn't trust anyone with my advices, I wouldnt trust me completely with my own.
2. It's not a food blog. I love food well and good, better than most, less than some, but I'm not dedicating a blog to it.
3. It's not a motherhood blog. I'm a mom, so it's bound to show up here from time to time. Don't expect much, though LOL! I DO know a few mommy bloggers with excellent wit and knowledge, ask and I'll point you right their way.
4. It's not a spiritual blog - with all due respect, nothing against, and no offense meant to anyone of any religion out there. There are plenty blogs about faith out there, I'm sure I've read a few. This is not one of them.
5. It's not travel blog. Uhm, no.
6. It's not even a politically, nor grammatically, correct blog.

As for the last one, I can try and conform to be at least be MerriemWebster acceptable, but I make no promises. Especially when it comes to the use of affixes.

Toodles!

Edited to add: This is not a 'running/runner's/marathon' blog. I neither run, jog, nor join marathons. I'm a lousy workouter (it's a word!!). The only running I do is after my 1year old daughter. Hmm.. on second thoughts, I'd prolly kick ass in a running race!